Yeah I love that. Diego would be the uncle who spoils them because he can, buys them anything they want and lets them do whatever they want and gives them all the sugar they want because they aren’t his anyway and he won’t have to deal with the consequences.
He does curse a lot though, even to people he cares about.
Santiago and Sergio: …Diego, why are our kids all saying “motherfucker” constantly?
Diego: *shrugs* I don’t motherfucking know
"Don’t look at me, you should have been watching them. You guys are fucking shit parents." *steps back while flipping them off*
why the hell is it called welcome to night vale when literally nobody is welcomed to night vale????
If you remember
I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.